~Radtastick-Roadkill

Dear John
I don't know how to say this, but your a perv
I think I realised it when I was high on sesame seed in your closet with Chuck Norris, and I saw you sit on my cat and my best friend.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your honda sucks.
I'm sending back the pictures of Portugal, but I'll keep oil stock shares as a memory.
You should know that I will never forget woody allen imitations...


Good luck

Charisa<3


YOU ARE TAGGED (this is funny i think)

Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to da or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!


The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-


The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

I'm not sure what to call it...
An emotional rut?
Depression?
Hormones?
An illness?
Am I sick?
I've lost all desire for my life...
I know there are still those in my life who somewhat care if I'm dead or alive...But the cons are beggining to outweigh the pros...
I just kinda wish things would get better,and that I would stop weighing everyone down...
Oh well...

Woke up feeling quite optimistick.
That changed rapidly.

In the morning I'm forced to chase after the bus,because the driver can never make up his mind when to pick me up,thus..I trip and stab my ribs with a sharp peice of furniture.It was lovely.

I go to school,everything seem's okay until around lunch,a classmate of mine begins to throw fistfuls of globby food at me,so-as usual-I feel abit aggitated,after takeing it a few more times,I go and get agressive,I yell and go sit down,them he splashes soup on me...That broke the last straw,I got up and began yelling at him again,and then he kept taunting me,I said "I'm not afraid to start throwing punches"...He said "I'm not afriad of hitting a girl...Not that you are much of one anyways..."Then I grabbed his arm and dug my nails in,he in return stabbed me with a fork and dragged it through my skin,I threw two punches and walked away.When I left the room,everyone began talking badly about me "behind my back"...Including my friends...

The teacher saw me holding my arm,I told her what happened,and then we began talking deeper than simply a fight and I had an emotional brake down,and was sent home.

The car broke down,so I had to walk to an appointment...Some younger girls were throwing dirt at nearby traffic with pales.I had to walk past and as I did,I told them not to throw it.They did the opposite of course and I snapped,I yelled at them,and stormed off feeling worse about yelling at them than anything...


I am truly a terrible person.

8D
OMGWTFBBQ
Well Buckaroo's....I know your names not "Buckaroo" but please,it's the fact that I am willing to acknowledge your existance .w.

IN THESE DAYS OF YOR'....I'M SEEING FAR TOO MUCH HARDCORE HENTAI/SHOTA/LOLLITA/YURI/YAOI/....OTHER THINGS WITH SEXUAL CONTENT D<
And I beleive I've also seen one too many gallons of unknown fluids that accompany said pictures....Or video's...);

AND I DECIDED....I'd give my opinion .w.
Because opinions are like ass hole's,everybody has one.

IN THE WISE WORDS OF A FRIEND OF MINE....MORE LIKE THE WISE ICON THAT A FRIEND OF MINE MADE...."SUPPORT LOVE,NOT PORN" 8D

I beleive that's the sanest(if that is infact a word) thing I've ever heard <3

Now dont think that I'm not all for all the special types of love in the rainbow,what you do in the bedroom is your buisness,not mine <3
It's the person,not the orientation that matters.
Just as long as you know the the concequences of ye ole actions and are willing to accept them,it's fine.

BUT "REVIENS NOS MOUTTONS",IN OTHERWORDS BACK TO BUISNESS.

People who watch Hentai ect. are simply too lazy,under aged or too poor to afford real porn,yet have still have the urge enough to watch cartoon's do the horizontal monster mash.

And for the people who watch porn are once again too lazy,under aged or too poor (I hate to have to say it but you all know it happens) to go out,find somone they love,wait,treat that person right and share all your being with them to finally go and do it themselves...Or find somone who does it for a living....And once again they still have the urge enough to watch real people do the horizontal monster mash on the T.V.

Another thing about porn is they decide to attempt a story line(and fail horribly) and then continue it in the next movie Dx

And knowing most people,they really dont care what number in the series it is,as long as they get their fix,they dont care...

I on the other hand like to know whats going on,I have to watch the first to get the second and for porn,it may infact be even more vital...Because if you dont,questions such as :"Why is he doing that to her?" or..."Why is that barnyard animal there?".....May pop into your head.

Anyhow,things like this should be shared between two people.Not two people and the man video tapeing it through the cracks in your closet,or by the creepy old guy who ordered pay per view.

Thank you for your time and attention spand .w.
You may go back to whatever you were doing....Or leave a comment....I'm not desperate but it's always nice to have somone acknowledge my existance as well <3